Stroogle

To make forceful or violent efforts to get free of retraint or construction.

The stroogle is real today. Nothing is going my way.

by Urbanpanda February 4, 2015

stronkler

An individual with low, to no, intelligence, who sprouts opinions on all manner of subjects, despite a limited understanding of anything.

Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.

Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler

by Reb Armstrong April 5, 2020

Stronglyier

The act of being stronger

I stronglyier disagree with your statement.

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.

Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*

by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016

upsidedown strangle

A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.

Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!

by rosuel March 16, 2009

Oak Street Strangler

The Oak Street Strangler was a bouncer name J whom worked the floor at the infamous Club Atticus near the University of North Texas, in Denton Texas. The Strangler was so named because of his habit of putting unruly patrons to sleep with a wicked choke hold and dragging them out to the street for recovery and expulsion from the bar.

Joe got krunk at Atticus last night and the Oak Street Strangler straight up put him to sleep, yo.

by Psyillirabbit November 3, 2008

cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation

I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.

by Bigmini February 25, 2008