A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016
The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler
by JayKayIsMyName December 20, 2020