Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

Starter Pokemon

Refers to the Pokemon that you can start with in the mainline Pokemon games. You get to pick one of three of these Pokemon per game. All of them have a three-way evolutionary line. They are usually one of the strongest Pokemon introduced and they are usually one of the most commonly used Pokemon throughout the game and by other players. So far they have all been of the Grass, Fire, and Water type.

Which Pokemon did you pick for your Starter Pokemon?

by u_no_who_right June 3, 2010

farter starter

1. Any number of foods that can cause rocket gas.
2. When somebody hugs you too tightly, thus having a pump priming effect with your poo gas.

"That beef and bean burrito was a real farter starter!"
"Oh! Let go! You're giving me a farter starter!"

by Mark IV November 16, 2009

strategic wank

Masturbation carried out a period of time before intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation.

“Tomorrow night love”

by Ian S August 7, 2005

Chess strategy

Basic definition: A long-term plan in chess, such as exploitation of weak pawns and weak pawn structures, king-side attack, creation of a pawn majority, creation of knight outpost, Bishop vs Knight Supremacy, trading into a winning endgame, etc. that allows one side to gain an advantage over the other opponent if played correctly.

Defined best by Harry Golombek, chess strategy, or planning, is "the process by which a player utilizes the advantages and minimizes the drawbacks of his position. In order to promise success, planning is thus always based on a diagnosis of the existing characteristics of a position; it is therefore most difficult when the position is evenly balanced, and easiest when there is only one plan to satisfy the demands of the position."

According to International Master Jeremey Silman, the existing characteristics, also called imbalances, preferably assessed by experienced chess players to create an ideal plan are:

1. Superiority of Minor Pieces
2. Pawn Structure
3. Space
4. Material Advantage
5. Control of a key file or square
6. Lead in development
7. Initiative

"Figure out the side of the board you wish to play on. You can only play where a favorable imbalance or the possibility of creating a favorable imbalance exists. Only now do you look at the moves you wish to calculate." --- IM Jeremy Silman.

Dude, listen to this chess strategy I used against Mr. Limbian: I traded my c-pawn for his d-pawn to make his e-pawn an isolated, weak d-pawn, then I piled up my big pieces against that pawn and finally won it. I wanted use the principle of two weaknesses on him, but he barely had any understanding of chess so it didn't matter. The rest of the game was easy; trade all pieces and win the end game. It ended up in a king and pawns vs king and pawns ending, but he understood absolutely nothing about opposition or trianglulation. I basically killed him after that. What an amateur! Want to see the game?

by Melvin172091 September 23, 2009

starter homo

A gay man's first boyfriend. Destined for failure, this relationship is wsually with a flaky, younger gay boy exhibiting all the behavioural cliches of a homosexual.

We knew that Brian's first relationship wouldn't last because his date was a real starter homo.

by j krash November 3, 2006