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When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012
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strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.
by Big Ebs February 15, 2014
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sac strangler

The act of man-handling the scrotum with such excessive kung fu grip that the nads strain against the sac causing discoloration & lumpy protrusions.
Fuck bra, shes into that sac strangler shit! My nuts feel like chewed up oysters!
by Sally Slutters December 9, 2008
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.
Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking
by dcbeast July 12, 2010
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Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.
Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.
by WootALoot July 14, 2009
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Straalkoe

The ultimate "god-like-cow-creature".
On first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. This ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
You might laugh about it now but we'll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
A: OH MY GOD!!! Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it superman?
B: No!!! It's the allmighty straalkoe!
by I am awsomer August 6, 2009
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