The second largest city in Washington, unremarkable in almost every respect. Hoopsfest, Bloomsday, and Riverfront Park are sad substitutes for the attractions of a real destination city. Spokane doesn't actually have anything special going for it in the outdoor sports arena either. Residents who insist this is so probably have never actually lived in an area with real outdoor opportunities. The local skiing is nothing to brag about and million dollar homes ring every lake in the area with private property and almost every patch of woods nearby posting "No Trespassing" signs makes Spokane a poor place for an outdoorsman. Spokane does have the trappings of larger cities. Drug crime, corrupt/incompetent police, a hostile immigrant population, and horredous traffic (due to civil engineering not having reached the city yet). Spokane residents usually are upper middle class who mistake themselves for wealthy, tatoo'd imbeciles trying to affect the air of an LA gangbanger, or filthy and smelly white people with dreadlocks that can be smelled from a 1/4 mile.
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by Emay Kay May 15, 2010
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by Darwin February 4, 2005
Get the sporka mug.Spokane is where I am from, my home. Many people like to call it Spokompton, I think that Spokanphetamine would be just as appropriate as it is commonly called the meth capital.
Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways.
We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK.
There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative.
Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers.
The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter.
Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights.
Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways.
We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK.
There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative.
Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers.
The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter.
Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights.
*Walking downtown in Spokane*
Homeless Man: Do you have a dollar?
Me: If I did would I be walking?
Homeless Man: Do you have beer?
Homeless Man: Do you have a dollar?
Me: If I did would I be walking?
Homeless Man: Do you have beer?
by Frosty tha Dopeman May 20, 2008
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