splatzle

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009

Slotzo

The alter ego experienced after a high intake of alcohol mixed with "havin the craic". Individuals who become "slotzo" are often known to lose motor and basic communication skills.

You mean Slotzo. Hes on it again dont ya know......

by sitonit June 2, 2011

splotsy

A wet shit

That curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night

by Butler 808 August 27, 2016

Splozzy

explosive character, individual. That drug was a little splozzy, it caused a change in character as soon as the drug was distributed in the system.

He went splozzy, after resting and relaxing for a long time.

by Splozzy April 14, 2017

splottaled

Completely destroyed or to be completely messed up

Let's go get splottaled at the party

My phone got splottaled after I dropped it

by TheGoaat May 14, 2017

Splott

Sound of freshly cooked, soupy retried beans when they hit the nachos prior to baking!!!!

I made nachos with a splott of beans!

by Kiddo5 June 28, 2017

Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting

If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!

by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019