Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.

by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021

Splinter

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.

1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!

by KC78 December 3, 2021

chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017