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Portland speedball

Let's keep it mellow tonight with a Portland speedball.
by Lenny Stinson December 7, 2012
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sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.
Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!
by Dave December 28, 2005
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El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008
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work the speedbag

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"
by Dolomite September 15, 2003
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speedballing

The mixing of cocaine and heroin/morphine simultaneously. May also refer to mixing of stimualates such as amphetamines with other opiates or benzodiazapines. The mixing of stimulant and depressant is intended to "confuse" the heart and/or respiratory system.
Yo that stupid f*cker was speedballing all night. Dumb sonofabitch.
by RobKnowledge April 15, 2008
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speedhack

A Speedhack is a single program or a codestring packed into a multihack. It makes you move and attack faster. BUT: You need a fast Processor to get decent running/attacking speeds because the speeding depends on how fast your CPU is and it isn't helpful in Singleplayer games, because everything (enemies) gets faster.

Speedhacks are commomly used in counterstrike to piss tarded CS players off. Those hacks are very rare in other games.

If this hack is combined with an aimbot, it's the ultimate solution to ruin the average cs nerd's fun, ergo his complete life.
"STOP TEH HAXX!!!111"
-average CS nerd
by Happy Negro May 1, 2005
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