Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.

Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot

by SnowieGal11 December 1, 2017

nigger spasm

When you freak out at WaWa and yell out Nigger really loud when a fellow brother or nregro walks by. then you run realy fast thru the woods and call your mother and then they beat the crap out of you and then you mother finds you dead.

Dann had nigger spasm at wawa while eating a stuffed pretzel.

by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006

sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010

Bitch Spasm

The act of shaking and spazzing like a little bitch for absolutely no reason at all.

"Hey did you see Seth Rollins do his little bitch spasms whilst coming down to the ring?"

"Damn it! Tyler Black and his stupid bitch spasms are a major reason in the decline in quality of Ring of Honor"

by Jon Moxley December 7, 2012

cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010