by Lynnlan95 April 19, 2022
Get the wtf_sparkles mug.Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
by TabbyStrayer December 19, 2008
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One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Sparkleypoo mug.A large clump of sparklers that are air tightly wrapped with electrical tape. Once the fuse is lit, it takes about 50 seconds to detonate. Detonation occurs when all the sparklers in the air tight tape go off at the same time compressing against the tape and eventually going off. Once exploded a sparkler bomb of 16 standard sparklers has the equivallant of 1/4 a stick of dynamite.
by Adolf Von Rommel Bismarck III October 2, 2006
Get the sparkler bomb mug.The tingling feeling you get inside when you feel as if you've either fallen in love with something or when something has saddened you, deeply.
by Seize Oner July 19, 2012
Get the Sparkle mug.Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.
Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!
by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009
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