Softball

1.) A sport that is definitely NOT soft
2.) Harder and better than baseball
3.) If you're not playing it you're a loser
4.) The best sport in the world and should be brought back into the Olympics
5.) Seriously, why are you searching this up? Just break out your gear and play ball!

Damn, that softball player over there really kicks ass!

by guavaava June 23, 2018

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Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

by thesingleshot April 24, 2010

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softball

the sport where you work your ass off to be the best there is!

ali-dang that 7 hour practice was tough!
brittany-yea but look how we did in the last tournament!
ali-1st place!! whooo!

by kati May 13, 2005

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snowball queen

A girl who's good at giving blowjobs. She can make a guy cum hella fast.

Yo Kevin! Kendall's such a snowball queen

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

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Siberian Snowball

An act that involves two "players", whereby one participant receives semen in their oral orifice. This is followed by the insertion of a Ferrero Rocher into the mouth of said participant, which is then transfered along with the ejaculatory fluid into the other "player's" muzzle. Once this stage has been completed, the initial participant receives a sticky load square on the mug for being such a filthy little cocksucker.

Edgar spent all week fantasising about the Siberian Snowball that had been promised to him by Charley Twaddle the Third.

by Karlukeydookey December 20, 2010

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