Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

smogasm

Physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation.

"After the six hour flight, I experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk".

by StangFtl January 30, 2010

Smorgasporn

(Noun): A large and varied amount of Porn, typically internet Porn, on a computer hard drive or hidden somewhere in one's bedroom.

Billy: "Hey did you see Jimmy's collection, damn he's got a smorgasporn happening there".

by celticdr January 27, 2011

Slorgasm

When you are over-whelmed with the amount of slores surrounding you that you have an orgasm and experience immense amounts of pleasure

Oh my God, I am at a club and I am having a slorgasm.

by ihate youalllllll June 22, 2011

Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.

I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...

by le petit fungus May 13, 2021

san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

smoregasm

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out

*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm

by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007