smoregasm 

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out

*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm

smoregasm by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007

smoregasm 

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:]

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:]

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it:] don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:]

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.

"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."

smoregasm by lizardho May 3, 2008

smoregasm 

The orgasmic bell ringer when your making smores and it all suddenly makes sense why smores exist.

When i was at camp I got my first smoregasm.

smoregasm by cheezhat November 9, 2014

smorgaswine 

The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car

Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.

I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.

smorgaswine by Lorde a.k.a. Randy Marsh November 15, 2014

smorgasbroad 

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

smorgasbroad by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008

Smorgasvein

Smorgasvein is sampling of gluten-free German Lager with a French wine pairing. It's called smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural!

"The Smorgasvein festival was a blast in Saarland"

Smorgasvein by FastWalrus November 7, 2014

smorgasbroad 

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.

Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.

smorgasbroad by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006