Smurfing

The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona

Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"

by The King of Smurfing August 24, 2011

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010

Smurfing

peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")

i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel

by parasite159 May 22, 2010

Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven November 14, 2011

Smurfing

A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.

dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.

did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.

by sonnywangs July 9, 2010

smurfing

Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.

Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.

by Yoric September 25, 2006

smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"

I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.

by ladylala March 27, 2009