Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003

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ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

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ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.

Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.

by rhino November 21, 2002

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When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.

"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".

by ifinnabus May 24, 2017

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Slunking

a. To Slunk. Original incarnation of punk dancing incited in the early 70's through Garage Rock veterans the Pussy Throat Ghosts, the Garage Rock genre later became what is now known as Punk in the mid 70's. The dance style mainly featured shoulder barging and later metamorphosed into what is now known as Moshing

When the Stooges asked the crowd to slunk all hell broke loose when the slunking got out of hand

by wilbur smith February 19, 2013

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