showmance

When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show.
Once the run is over so is the romance.
The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television.
The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: It's just a showmance, Cicely is just dating Anthony just to make Edgar jealous.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: They're not. It's just a showmance, Anthony is gay.

by Bif Loman July 17, 2006

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Slowjay

Any oral sex from a woman that is long and drawn out, and the climax is only reached after a considerable period of time. One of the key characteristics of a slowjay is that the woman enters a trance like meditative state during the experience.

I went home from the club with this chick and laid on my back and totally copped a dope slowjay.

by slowjaylover January 27, 2011

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slowatus

When a roleplayer is slow to write replies due to real life issues. Not a complete hiatus; just indicates they'll be not as active as they usually are. Typically found on livejournal roleplaying games.

Man, work is kicking my ass you guys. Calling a slowatus for the next several days.

by YunaFire March 6, 2011

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Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011

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slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

by Methodical March 31, 2015

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