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shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".
"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."
by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009
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Siooma

Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".
Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.
by hoofed January 2, 2009
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skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.
by retardestbitch January 20, 2011
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sloming

An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.
"Hey do you wanna go sloming tonight?"
"Dude, that's not real"
by mealsss January 9, 2007
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Saloomeh

A woman with beautiful attributes. She has medium length brown hair, green eyes, and a slightly tanned tone of skin. Her voices sounds like beautiful chirping birds and she smells of roses.
That woman has the beauty of Saloomeh!
by Katie Dickinson January 2, 2012
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slocomb high school

A school where people talk about everyone behind there back then the next day they are friends. Also one where people like to start rumors about others
Slocomb High School where everyone wants to talk about you and then be friends.
by Does it matter December 6, 2018
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Shoomy

Extrordinary being; Wiseman
I must ask the Shoomy
by One January 14, 2004
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