Slobsy

"Slobsy" or "Slobodan" is a way to describe a human who has the uncanny ability to talk mindlessly, whilst fossicking and rumaging through lunch boxes, whilst chargin a bilch at the same time!

Eyyyyy Slobsy!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

slopeyhead

Someone from the Swindon/Bristol/Gloucester triangle. Sound slow, think slow.

That lass from Bristol sounds proper thick, a lead slopeyhead

by topboy1234567 February 17, 2008

sloberer

Sloberer- The name given to a person who engages in the act of oral sex whilst sober.

Etymology: The slurred, drunken, contracted form of 'Sober Blowjob Giver' resulted in the formation of this word.

Noun: Slober - The act itself

"You don't even drink and you did it! Damn sloberers giving slobers like there's no tomorrow!"

"Awwww, man, I can't believe you gave him a slober last night at that party! That is gross!"

by Zumoid November 30, 2009

slobert

A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.

Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014