Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?
Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?
Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?
Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
by hippies smell 123 February 3, 2010
Get the jersey shore mug.The Orange County of Middle America. An area of about 10 exclusive suburbs along Lake Michigan just north of Chicago. The area includes Evanston, Wilmette, Glenview, Northfield, Winnetka, Kenilworth, Glencoe, Northbrook, Deerfield, Highland Park and Lake Forest. The area is most noted for it's extreme wealth, huge homes, and mothers who spend more time at the manicure salon than with their Land Rover driving children.
If you want your children to grow up thinking the first three letters of the alphabet are "B, M, W" then this is the place for you.
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Get the lake shore high school mug.The Shore School, also commonly known as the Sydney Church of England Grammar School, is a Private Anglican day and boarding school for boys, located in the lower North Shore of Sydney, Australia.
99% of boys at this school are of white/ Anglo descent. The only ethnics at the school are most probably on scholarship.
Shore School is a founding member of the GPS and is widely known for their strong performance in sports, especially that of rowing.
Shore School is viewed as one of the most elite and prestigious schools in Australia and also boasts some of the best facilities of any school in the world.
The value/policy at Shore School, is that they don't lose. Ever. Recently the school purchased the last Victorian Estate (Graythwaite) located on the North Shore for $42.9 Million, despite great protest and negative publicity. Furthermore, Newington upgraded their Grandstand, so Shore spent $10 million on redeveloping their own grandstand located in NorthBridge.
Most Day-Students live in The North Shore or sometimes Northern Beaches of Sydney.
Shore boys have an informal reputation for being arrogant, Rich, Upper class, snobby, however this is simply a stereotype others form because of their "never lose" policy, as well as jealousy.
99% of boys at this school are of white/ Anglo descent. The only ethnics at the school are most probably on scholarship.
Shore School is a founding member of the GPS and is widely known for their strong performance in sports, especially that of rowing.
Shore School is viewed as one of the most elite and prestigious schools in Australia and also boasts some of the best facilities of any school in the world.
The value/policy at Shore School, is that they don't lose. Ever. Recently the school purchased the last Victorian Estate (Graythwaite) located on the North Shore for $42.9 Million, despite great protest and negative publicity. Furthermore, Newington upgraded their Grandstand, so Shore spent $10 million on redeveloping their own grandstand located in NorthBridge.
Most Day-Students live in The North Shore or sometimes Northern Beaches of Sydney.
Shore boys have an informal reputation for being arrogant, Rich, Upper class, snobby, however this is simply a stereotype others form because of their "never lose" policy, as well as jealousy.
EXAMPLE 1:
Random 1: Hey what School did you go to?
Shore Boy: I went to Shore School.
Random1: DAYUMM You're rich!
Shore Boy: It's good to have land.
EXAMPLE 2:
Waiter at restaurant: I'm sorry, we're full tonight.
Shore Boy: Excuse me? If my FATHER found out, he wouldn't be very happy would he?
Waiter: Oh look, a reservation just opened up!
*Customer gets kicked out*
Random 1: Hey what School did you go to?
Shore Boy: I went to Shore School.
Random1: DAYUMM You're rich!
Shore Boy: It's good to have land.
EXAMPLE 2:
Waiter at restaurant: I'm sorry, we're full tonight.
Shore Boy: Excuse me? If my FATHER found out, he wouldn't be very happy would he?
Waiter: Oh look, a reservation just opened up!
*Customer gets kicked out*
by GPS Boy September 21, 2012
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Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012
Get the jersey shore mug.1. A cross between a slut and a whore. A woman who is loose sexually but does not demand the going street value for sex , but still manges to be compensated.
Chrissy, did you see Anitilose leave with that guy that bought her a Budweiser , she blew him in the parking lot just for that one beer, she is such a slore !!
by BOSSAROCKASURUS April 11, 2012
Get the SLORE mug.A term used by naval personnel to communicate with one another when not knowing the persons rank/rate/name. Unlike the term 'shipmate' this term is used while being in a shore duty station and is a more friendly, less aggressive term, and positive to accomplish a goal without seeming hostile .
Hey shoremate how's your day going?
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.
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