Sleeping On Silent

When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.

Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.

by TJromanowski February 15, 2009

Sleeping Scars

The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.

I must have slept wrong, because I have all these sleeping scars.

by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010

Sleeping

A gateway drug to being awake.

What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?

by zizzfest February 28, 2009

Sleeping with

Someone you are currently having sex with

She's been sleeping with her ex boyfriend again

by xxxgorexchickxxx March 6, 2015

sleeping up in the tree

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy

"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"

by ghostrida October 14, 2005

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

sleeping dragon

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

by Madcat221 October 16, 2008