Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

In response to definition #7, there was officially no "The" in the name of the band (as far as the print on album covers) until the release of Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness in 1995. You're not clever, guy.

"What's the best album of all time, d00d?"

"Why, it's Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins, of course!"

"Thx!"

by Flappy McDappy April 6, 2005

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

smashingly

Adjective; Used to describe an action or event which is considered to have gone quite smoothly. Also can be used to describe a physical attribute. Is best used with a fake british accent.

" The party went smashingly well considering Philipe drank all the whiskey and peed in the pool." - or - "That Lily always dresses smashingly for the opera. I wonder where she got that lovely frock."

by Miss Maya January 3, 2006

pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.

"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"

by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013