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sizzlean

This was originally a "bacon replacement" aka fake bacon. As such, it's also a term for security guards aka fake police aka rent-a-cops. It was originally used to describe the Las Colinas, TX security patrol. At the time, they were trying to un-annex themselves from the city of Irving.

Part of that initiative involved hiring police officers to "patrol". Since they weren't really a city yet, they couldn't really have a police force, so they had a security patrol. Since they really didn't have any authority, they tried to be "hard asses" and run off anyone they considered "undesirable". They patrolled most public places - shopping centers, parks, etc.

The "undesirables" included anyone under the age of 35, any pedestrian, anyone not wearing expensive clothing or anyone not driving a Cadillac or equivalent. God forbid you have a skate board or a bicycle.
Oh, look, sizzlean is patrolling again.
by RecentCoin May 14, 2008
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sizzle

One of the many slang terms for the drug OC, that is Oxycontin.
I'll pick up 2 80's of sizzle and some thizzle for my hoes.
by Iloveoc September 27, 2005
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Sizzlenips

Alyssa: Ohh male strippers!
Kenny: Yea them bitches be droppin' them like its hot.
Alyssa: Thats just sizzlenips
by Freddiebeau February 25, 2009
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snizzledick

A guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk ass at will. Probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and sex.
Jimmy said "Mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she'd give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! Whats wrong with him? " I said he is a snizzledick of course.
by BKD1099 October 24, 2016
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sizzle it up

A vague definition that can be used for any occasion...
Someone hands you designs and your response will be 'hmmm any way you could possibly just sizzle it up?'

Your in a restaurant and the waiter puts your plate down and you have to say 'ah jeez this is a bit cold can you sizzle it up please?'

Your in the hair dressers and he blow dries your hair super flat...all you can say is 'mate look i need to add a few inches to my height can you sizzle it up'
by anm08 February 15, 2018
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Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.
After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.
by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020
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Sizzle-Sazzle

The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse
Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!
by R4nDomGuY—_—_ April 16, 2021
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