Single-ish

When your status on Facebook is "it's complicated"

Dude I'm going to hang out with Ashley tonight.
Don't you have a gf?
I'm single-ish
How so?
I don't know ask Facebook.

by Parolee February 14, 2010

Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

by Fabian713 August 23, 2011

singlendhott

some kid that spends alot of his time runecrafting, when he isnt runecracting he is saluting to captain morgan wich is hard to do sober, let alone drunk.

runescape is fun and all but im poor i should become like singlendhott and become rich yo

by mech911 April 8, 2008

SingleSecrets

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!

SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft

by Unchance April 20, 2021

No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

by LeeKrow November 14, 2010

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

by Ross Olson March 10, 2008