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Shmoom means cool. Remember to always dab when you say it. Summon people are the BEST type of people.
Person 1: Bro I'm SO shmoom! *dab*
Person 2: SO shmoom!
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Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!
Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.
by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 3, 2021
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Shmoop

1. A word that can be used as pretty much anything; often used as an exclamation, but can also describe an action or person, or even be its own noun.

2. Something really cute or fluffy.
"Shmoop!"

"Heyy Shmoopie how's it going?"

"She was just shmooping around."

"Aww I love those shmoops."
by whoa_its_soph April 25, 2010
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Shmoo

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.
John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'
by Tamakeri December 15, 2008
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shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).
My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.
by Poog Ers December 9, 2006
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Shmook

An expression used to describe the feeling one has when looking into a loved one's eyes while being overcome with the desire to bite them on the cheek (not too hard). this expression can only be used by someone who is absolutely head over heels in love. It is often used loudly.
Shmooooooooooooook (shmook), I love you with every part of my liver, spleen, and gall bladder.
by Van-D-Lize May 10, 2006
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shmoogie

there are mad shmoogies in africa
by bob beezly September 15, 2008
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