Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Thotblock

The act of putting your hand in a thots face and blocking it from speaking

Man: “I had to thotblock a thot last night, she kept trying to have sexual relations with me.”

by Thotblocked June 10, 2018

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

shitlock

An awful glitch in Super Metroid that happens when you hold X while entering a hatch.

It constantly charges in the cutscene, but when fired it appears uncharged.

"Emulator users have the most problems with shitlocking."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Hotblock

A hotblock.. ah yes. A person who ‘meeps’ when the time feels right. Very hot and honestly, if you don’t have a hotblock with you at hand… what are you doing?

“That person really seems like a hotblock, so kind. *meep*”

by Cattoes November 21, 2021