Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Shockinner

a hot attractive man who is single

yo why am i single

because your not a shockinner

by shcok September 18, 2023

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking

“I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shplocking

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse

Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!

by JIMIJ June 2, 2025

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009