by wombat ingles January 22, 2011
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
by Caligola April 5, 2017
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One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.
One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.
by superjer April 27, 2006
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Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)
Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)
by J Diceman August 14, 2016
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Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
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by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007
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