Shitlib

A derogatory term used to describe left-wingers that are seen as mainstream and unoriginal in their thinking, repeating the mantras of the media and the intellectual elites in a manner that is perceived as unreflective, unintellgent, and/or self-serving.

Originally a term coined by the dissident right in 2016, it has been picked up and attained wide usage among the dissident left since 2020.

Sally: I'm glad they banned Jason from Twitter for spreading disinformation. I've heard he's compromised to Russia!
David: You've been watching too much Rachel Maddow and it's turned you into an unbearable shitlib.

by Anthix May 4, 2021

shitlib

You are a shitlib if you hate Republicans and are very satisfied with how the corrupt Democratic Party is performing, if you are financially stable enough to not care that the Democratic Party hasn't moved mountains to triple the minimum wage and reverse Reagan / Bush / Trump tax cuts for the rich AND THEN SOME and used that money to significantly help the working class... you're a shitlib.

Joe Biden and the Democrats are getting ready to force railroad unions to accept a shitty contract that gives them ZERO sick time and very little personal time but shitlib doesn't care, at least they aren't Trump and the Republicans and at least Democrats are telling people to be nice to the LGTBQ community.

by fuckyoupayme! November 28, 2022

Shitting Rainbows

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.

"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".

by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Shitting thing

n., shit·ting thing

1) The act or process of shitting.
2) A person whom excretes shit.
3) What all animals do.
4) A thing that shits.
5) The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

present tense
Bob: Im a shitting thing!

future tense
Joe: Tonight I’m going to be a shitting thing!

Past tence
n00b: Last week I was a shitting thing!

also
bob2: What the fuck? get away from me you shitting thing!

by Is this name used? August 5, 2006

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 22, 2004

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010