german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

Haymaker

What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.

Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.

by Uncle Salami June 29, 2009

Harvard Haymaker

This is a time-honored tradition among the Harvard frat houses. Find a bitch who doesn't swallow and get her super wasted. Convince her to blow you and just before you cum in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your dick down her throat as you cum. That should be some of the best head you'll ever get.

Geoffrey S. Lansbury, IV: "Oh my, Jeremy, the other night at Kappa Kappa Kappa a young female was giving me some *special attention* if you know what I mean and I gave her the good ol' Harvard Haymaker"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"

by P3RV-E November 10, 2014

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

Sharmake

Sharmake is used to refer to a gay person, usually is a twathead and bad at video games.

Hey, look at that sharmake over there! Let's stay away from him.

by Fikrim123 February 23, 2021

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008