poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Shard Whore

A Female that will do Sexual Favors just to get a high off of methamphetamine.

Man 1: damn man you see that bangin' chick over there?

Man 2: Hell yea, too bad shes a Shard Whore

by Ima2miner May 27, 2009

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

shard hunter

A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.

(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.

by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010