Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.

typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"

by Grubba December 15, 2008

throw shapes

to dance to electronic music, at a rave or the like. the practice of making box-like punching motions in the air.

I can't really see Brian throwing shapes in the church of dance.

by Ali G. May 19, 2005

sharpey

1/ a miss spelling of the popular brand of permanent marker made by the US company Sanford and favoured by George W Bush as his writing implement of choice

2/ a localised derisory term, peculiar to west yorkshire, which denotes something as worthless, gaudy or "gay"

chap #1 "i say, do you approve of my new dress shirt, my good lady purchased it"

chap#2 "nooo way dude! that's Von Dutch, no fucker wears Von Dutch, it's totally fucking sharpey"

chap #1 " oh my word i shall return to my domicile and blacken the eyes of our doris"

by macatsuma February 12, 2010

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

Love shape

Corresponding or relating to the amount of people in a sexual relationship, more than 2

"There's so many people in that relationship I'm not even sure what their love shape is anymore"

by John Dorigami February 8, 2020

wine glass shape

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass

Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame

by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017