The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013
Get the the shanghai throatpunch mug.Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011
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by RP April 24, 2005
Get the shanghai mug.From an Ally McBeal episode where Lucy Liu said to her co work that she will give him the "Shanghai Grab". Which by inferred definition of the "rub and tug" by an Asian women with Chinese descent.
As defined above, the Lucy Liu saying she will give a shanghai grab to a coworker in the office whom she is having sexual relations with.
by Deeznuts4u April 23, 2011
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"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
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"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
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