scrunchie

a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky

skittles is a scrunchie.

by Andi the magnificent February 23, 2009

scrunchie

1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.

by status September 5, 2008

scrunchie

The ring of poo around the base of ones cock after they get done having anal sex.

After Austin got done having hot anal love he relized he had a scrunchie.

by Spooky December 1, 2004

scrunchie

not the kind in ur hair, a code word for when you think somebody is a snacc.

"did you see scrunchie today?" "no i have no classes with them" "depression"

by zestie August 27, 2018

Scrunchie

A trend from the 80’s that Amber re-popularised in 2017.

Oh look at Amber wearing all those scrunchies to steer into the skid of judgment.

by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019

face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.

omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.

by smokeybandit June 21, 2010

National Scrunchie Day

a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.

ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.

by ava h October 24, 2019