Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

screenshot

While giving head, when the guy is close to coming the girl decide to stop for a second, made eye contact and put her finger all the way in her mouth and then straight in his ass and put his entire penis in her throat

Some girl has me close to coming and knew it while giving me head. Stop for a second, made eye contact and put her finger all the way in her mouth and then straight in my ass and put my cock in her throat. My body went numb after that one. That was the best screenshot I ever got.

by theofficialprez June 26, 2021

Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"

by Torteee March 1, 2021

Screenshot

The act of vomiting and pooing at the same time.

Bro I was so sick last night I spent 5 hours screenshotting on the toilet.

by Pooburglar. August 30, 2023

Screenshot

The act of projectile vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

Me and Josh got so fucked up last night. It was kinda fun, but I left after he ran to the bathroom and screenshotted.

by Dissociaviation May 23, 2021

Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.

That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!

by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024

Screenshot

When you vomit and shit at the same time

When danny was sitting after the sesh he vomited and said "ha I took a screenshot"

by Ahahha man April 9, 2021