screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

by franz krippler June 11, 2006

screamin'

somthing that is so amazingly good or tasty. usually used when talking about food.

im stuffed to the brim, that dinner was screamin'

by PAVAROTTI650er June 15, 2009

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Screamin' A. Smith

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.

I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.

by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008

screaming pelican

when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it

Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico

by Carlson December 8, 2002

screaming viking

an alcholic drink comprised of Half a pint of Cider and one measure of Drambuie on ice. Very popular amongst golfers.

'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs

by Michael Richard Low April 19, 2008

Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.

To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."

by klwilson April 29, 2008