Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

back scratch

More of the most pleasant feelings known to living beings

That was a good back scratch

by Hersheyyoung November 27, 2017

up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough

His performance wasn't up to scratch.

by Shirifa June 9, 2018

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016