Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Schlong

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 09, 2019

Schlong

Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.

THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!

by 360PopeScope October 16, 2018

Schlong

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

by Anonymous November 02, 2002

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer June 19, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 12, 2006

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 10, 2005