Schmeze

when someone rips a huge ass fart

Bro that was a huge schmezer!

by NickRipsYT November 20, 2017

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009

Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.

Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.

by Einhorn December 7, 2009

sheeze

The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.

Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!

by PKMousie July 5, 2016

schiezer

Any kind of narcotics or controlled substances.

"Yo, did you get that raw schiezer?"

by Jallo May 13, 2005