samara

the girl from the ring who comes out of a tv and kills you after seven days since you watched the evil tape, she is one crazy ho.

watch the tape and you get killed after seven days by a little girl called samara.

by Jacky-boy September 25, 2005

samaraha

Smart, intelligent, nice,beautiful,strong,tells it like it is person. If your name is samaraha your born naturally awesome.

Person:Describe your personality

Me: I'm .....I'm...............SAMARAHA!!!!!

by Naturally awesome August 10, 2016

schmara

A bitch ass nigga

Look at that schmara.

by Fyeness January 21, 2017

Samaras

1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.

"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.

by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009

samara

Once a sweet little girl with psychic powers beyond her control who never intended to hurt anyone, but her mistreatment at the hands of her parents, especially her father, led her to become an angry person over her life. Then she was shoved down the well, and tried desperately to escape. She never escaped and died. Naturally, she was enraged at her awful mistreatment, so she decided to lash out at everyone.

Samara created the curse video to make sure that she is heard by everybody. If they don't pass on her story, they die at the hands of a blind-with-rage Samara who scares them to death.

by Grimlord/Karl Ziktor September 1, 2006

scamra

Speed Camera

Dude, that scamra nabbed me.

by Tony Simmons January 8, 2009

scamarrazzi

the white collar theiving classes, politicians, business types, bankers, you get the picture

very exhorbitant or downright falsified expenses claims that bear no relation to reality i.e. £2,000 for a duck house.... quack quack, the scamarrazzi are at it again

by adey2 August 7, 2011