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bob saget

A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy.com, in the place of "oh shit."
Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET!"
by emily snazzyshorts July 28, 2005
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Saket

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. They're caring, adorable and can really know how to make someone laugh. They are so lovable its unfair sometimes.
Wow! you're so lucky to be with him! He is so Saket!!
by koolchikk29 April 4, 2009
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Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.
Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.
by Northern1 April 26, 2011
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Saxton Hale

A fictional Character who is part of the Team Fortress 2 universe. Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co. A subsidiary of TF Industries.

He is a brawny Australian with a hairy chest, tight fitting shorts, and a hat who is seen shirtless in an excerpt in a catalog that the spy orders spy gadgetry from.

He is the rumored tenth class and is believed to be more powerful than Chuck Norris.
If you press f10, you turn into Saxton Hale!
by Great Grizzly September 19, 2009
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safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.
Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
by katieiscool? August 26, 2009
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safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012
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safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.
Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."
by Ensoe September 6, 2005
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