Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

All salt

A person with totally white or gray hair.
Having all salt with no pepper in ones hair.

I have all salt in my hair.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

salt shells

shotgun shells that have been filled with rock salt

that farmer shot me with salt shells

by dirrty1 April 29, 2006

salt master

a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.

That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring

by Nicolecanread June 7, 2010

Salt Point

Little redneck town in the middle of no where in New York. Everyone knows everyone. If you need to go somewhere there is the Salt Point Deli and everything else is a half an hour way. Thats pretty much all there is to say.

Salt Point, where rednecks try to act gansta and it doesn't work to well...

by Someone in SP obvi December 31, 2011

salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 2, 2017

SaltLord

Has no patience for human existence, usually found in a cold habitat. Hostile towards most warm blooded creatures, accepting to animals such as pets and wildlife. Use caution when approaching or talking to said person. He/she can snap within seconds.

Don’t go in there, I heard the salt lord usually hangs out in the bathroom during lunch hour.

I have to sit next to the saltlord in class.

by Saltlord Alpha February 7, 2019