Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.

Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.

by arfy900 June 4, 2016

Shaking Syndrome

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.

Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020

Beirut Syndrome

A condition in which civilians develop a psychological alliance with a politician although they know he’s corrupt and harming them and their loved ones.

How can you still defend this corrupt politician after all he’s done? You’re surely a victim of the Beirut Syndrome!

by Fletchergull August 5, 2020

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

One More Turn Syndrome

A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.

A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.

Scene:

Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.

11:30 PM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."

12:30 AM

Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."

1:30 AM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."

7:00 AM

Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.

by Utica May 30, 2010

Markiplier syndrome

When you laugh or cry at any thing

Markiplier syndrome - markiplier is a giggly b*tch

by Carex.care12 November 22, 2016

Jacksepticeye Syndrome

When you yell and scream over everything.

My friend got Jacksepticeye Syndrome after I beat him in a game.

by Theft Tv May 27, 2015