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Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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Shaws

Noun: A grocery store that if you should ever become employed there will have you begging for death within a week.

2. The place where some douchebag who didn't graduate high school thinks he's cool because he is fifty and just got promoted to night manager and now you are right in the middle of his power trip.
3.Mcjob
1. I just kicked my manager in the balls at Shaws, I couldn't take that fucktard any more.
by hondamx784 July 5, 2009
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shawsheen tech

A technical school where everyone is stereotyped by their shop and it is pretty accurate for the most part, almost everyone smokes or drinks, people think its a trend to be bysexual, it is a common occurance to see people in full pokemon costumes and other weird ass clothes, the freshman get freakyer every year, mcas is a huge deal but hardly anyone prepairs for it and still passes, there are pointless bomb threats and everything academics is wicked easy.
you cant walk down the halls of shawsheen tech without being like wtf?
by stonerman yahh July 7, 2010
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dansby swanson

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow
by cameronswanson July 15, 2018
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Killer Swans

A form of attack, used among friends. One person will shout "Killer Swans!!!!" at someone, then he and the others will proceed to peck at that someone with their hands, as a killer swan would. Very painful and difficult to defend against, especially when about 7 people gang up on you. Hilarious to watch.
(Setting the scene- there are 6 or 7 guys standing around. The situation is tense, there is a climate of fear...All of a sudden...)

"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>

(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)
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Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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shawshank

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From the movie Shawshank Redemption. Tim Robbins' character, Andy Dufresne, secretly digs a tunnel in his prison cell, and hides the dirt and cement from the wall in his pants legs. To get rid of it without anyone knowing, he takes a stroll out in the yard every day, and with every step shakes a little bit out at a time.

Definition: verb

When you have to fart, the action of walking around an area and dispersing a little bit at a time so no one notices.
Suddenly feeling the urge to fart, I quickly got up from my desk and shawshanked it around the office.
by spiderb92 December 13, 2004
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