Smiley of Death

:)

The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.

Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.

Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!

by isilde007 January 12, 2011

Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger

Look at that fag in them smiley shorts

by Alan p May 13, 2008

Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.

Jean Valjean: SMILEY PIES!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day December 14, 2004

California Smiley

Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.

Big Bad Dan threatened to give James a California smiley if he didn't watch himself.

by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 29, 2005

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.

American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)

by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007

Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.

Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.

by Yahinas June 20, 2012

emo smiley

The emo smiley is often represented as 'c:'. Emo and scene kids use it to be a cuter smiley face than ':-)', and on occasion, some white girls may use it, thinking they are cool (the same white girls who think Peirce The Veil is heavy metal). Often times, this emoticon will be used an insane amount of times in a single message, sometimes varying from 'cx' to ':c'. It's a cuter emote, definitely, but because it is overused by the scene and emos, it has lost its adorable reputation.

Text message example of the emo smiley in context:
'omfgg i know cx myne is def vic hes da cutest & kellin is killin my ovaries ja feel :c hes perf <333

by shewishesfortheworld November 9, 2013