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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
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scrumping

An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.
"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."
by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009
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scrumping

there's nothing like a good scrumping in the morning!
by Burb October 13, 2004
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scrumping

The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.
Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.
by PUZ January 25, 2004
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scrumping

most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.

positioning-
guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe
anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"

audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"
by audrey March 27, 2004
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schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.
Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.
by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006
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Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.
by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011
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