rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

Rantaro

He's the best avocado you can eat and now his poor family died cause people eated his family

Oh look if black friday and Rantaro is with 23% cheaper

by I love grape panta December 28, 2020

Dopefiend Rental

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.

Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.

I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.

by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008