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Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.
"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."
by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019
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Yeehaw Racoon

A yeehaw racoon is a special species of southern racoons. They really love tractors and are attracted to the colour green. Hippos are the number one mortal enemy of Yeehaw Racoons.
A yeehaw racoon attacked the hippo. Inducing a four-century war.
by Asyc April 26, 2019
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snow raccoon

a snow raccoon is a woman who prefers dating white boys with long hair and a fat girl fetish
1Boy - You know Laura? She likes white boys with long hair and fat girl fetish

2Boy - Yeah she is definitely a SNOW RACCOON
by ZDECHLAK November 12, 2021
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Racoon Tail

The wispy hair that runs out of a chicks ass crack and up her back. Most easily seen on Italian or other dark haired Women.
Sure shes a hot Italian chick, but I bet shes sporting a "Racoon Tail"
by Shelby Dude August 8, 2007
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ninja raccoon

an awesome animal.a raccoon that has been trained to be a ninja. is better than any other animal alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon
kid 1: omg its a ninja raccoon!
kid 2: those things are awesome!!!
kid 1: you got that right!!!
by ninja raccoon11 July 6, 2010
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Techno-Raccoon

A deviantart ex member, famous for pointing out flaws of about everyone he met on the site forums. Any slightful disrespect to his work and you're blocked or beaten to death in real life by his own army of fans aka ass-lickers. He was banned from Deviantart for putting a chain of offencive threads covering wide range of people's imperfections like being obese or being of short height. What is more, the reason of such behaviour according to his version was "willing to help". Although he claims that his account was hacked and someone used his identity not many people believe him since he is extremely vain in real life.

Techno-Raccoon has his own art line called "Neoneelart" which is nothing but a bunch of cartoons referenced from ugly russian and ukrainian goth girls who claim to be models.
Techno-Raccoon *original thread* : I'm just curious whats its like to be fat? Because I'm not fat and I'm curious is there anything special? how you walk? how come you don't fall when you walk cause your walk is actually similar to the penguin walk.It's like you go moving legs there and here.Also... Sausageeeeeees. If I put bondage over your body it'll look like sausageeeeeees
...GEeeeeeez. Go to gym, how can you live like that!?
What is more is that I'm willing to help yeah really, not to ofence anyone but unless someone has kidney/ digestion problems being fat just from eating much - those people are like pillows for beating. You beat them in fat and your arm stays there! EEEEEEEEW groooss ! yucky-yucky-yucky. So plz stop eating junk food or die before reaching 60 from stroke or heart attack or whatever when there is so much fat that your heart pumps fat instead of blood. Again I'm not even offencing anyone! I'm willing to help by showing what perspectives your future might have if you don't exercise 5-10 minutes before taking meal.
some people suffer from not seeing their dick when they lower their heads - they see that big fat ugly belly instead! isn't this a good motivation for them to go do ab exercises?
by Andri110510 April 27, 2010
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Angery raccoon

Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.
I was with a girl last night did the angery raccoon. I haven't seen her since.
by Coeus_Press July 6, 2016
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