rotflmaobbq

roll on the floor laughing my ass off barbeque

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

rofc

Stands for Rolling On Floor Crying. A term used by many emo kids.

Emo Kid: nice myspace profile
Emo Kid: i rofced

by kEye December 10, 2005

ROTC Nazi

A member of a JROTC program in high school who, even after leaving the class, still conducts himself in JROTC-specific manners, i.e. squaring his corners, marching, keeping military bearing in other classes, getting in step with someone when walking down the hall. Usually wears JROTC T-shirts all the time, but not always a concrete give-away. ROTC Nazi is a pretty gray area term, sometimes being an insult, sometimes a mark of honor. It was intended as an insult, but some cadets take it pretty well, a few even labeling themselves as ROTC Nazis.

(A JROTC cadet marches by, keeping military bearing)
John Doe: God look at that kid, even when he leaves ROTC his mind is still there.
Jane Doe: Yeah, what a ROTC Nazi.
(In this case, used as an insult)

(A cadet accidently squares his corner)
Cadet: God, I'm such a ROTC Nazi!
(In this case, used as something positive, or tolerable)

by Letum Umbra August 23, 2010

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

None Needed-I Hope

by Edbro April 11, 2003

rotc jackhammer

When you wear a Army uniform and a strap-on while have sex with your lady.

"Damn man last night I give the trick the ROTC Jackhammer and she came in second"

by Sgt . Skeeter March 16, 2008

ROTFLMAO

The resulted offspring in the combonation of the two most powerful words in the history of the intarweb.

LMAO + ROFL = ROFLMAO

They share custody of the 'l'

by crackaplz May 19, 2003

ROTFL

Rolling on the floor laughing. Used when LMAO (laughing my ass off) just isn't enough.

Person A: Did you see Maury yesterday?
Person B: Yes! I was ROTFL!
or
Facebook status: Person A: is ROTFL

by msmetwo April 15, 2009