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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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Rostrevor College

A college in Australia that is filled with pretentious cucks who randomly sucker-punch other players on the football field, (RIP Bull).
Rostrevor Prick: "*unintelligible*"
Normal Person: "You're from Rostrevor College? Actually end your life."
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rostermonster

An evil Human Resources Director.

A roster is a list of names of people involved with an organization of some kind. A master of the roster would be the head or Director of Human Resources. A person is inherantly evil is consdered to be a monster.
A rostermonster is thus the evil Human Resources Director.
Employee: I'd like to request some time off to attend to personal matters.

Rostermonster: We do not allow time off for any reason whatsoever. You must report to work on time, every day and work your entire scheduled shift. Noncomplaince with company policy will result in termination of employment.
by trixxieglittergirl March 18, 2011
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Rostraught

A mixture of the word 'robust' and 'distraught'; To be deeply upset or bothered
Synonyms: Fatigued, Stressed, Tired
"I spent all night studying for our test today and now I'm rostraught"
by ranchtub September 8, 2018
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rostic

Man this band I saw was super rostic.
by DewGem March 12, 2019
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Rostrevor

Rostrevor is on the border
Kilbroney park is nice
by Dr18383773 January 1, 2020
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Rostin

Rostin is a really cool dude who is really kind to people he sees. He helps friends and is very loyal. He has the biggest cock you'll see and is really darn attractive. he has to flood away when he sees girls. He is pretty much the coolest dude you'll see!
Tiffany : "Oh my god! Who is that he? He is soo sexy!"

Emma : " Oh that's Rostin! Ikr he is so good looking and i hooked up with him!"
by mohammadahmed October 26, 2020
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