cock of pepperoni

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

Peter Popper

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Dent Popper

When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.

I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.

I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.

She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.

by fat obese lady April 15, 2018

Picker popper

Jalapeno peppers is shaped like dicks two Mexicans eat them inside the stuff is spicy dick

May I take your order how about the picker poppers

by Kingofdick February 15, 2019

pepper thy angus

Meaning "Prepare your anus"

Guy - Pepper thy angus brah im goin in dry
Homie - U wot m8?
Guy - No homer simpson

by Blazerjaxx June 21, 2014

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019